{"product_id":"dirty-santa","title":"Dirty Santa","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGet on the Naughty List with Our \"Dirty Santa\" Box!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSanta deals with \"nice\" all year long, but let's be real—what he really wants after a long night in the sleigh is a classic, savory dirty martini. And he wants it \u003cem\u003eshaken\u003c\/em\u003e, not stirred!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnwind this holiday season with the ultimate cocktail kit for the playfully mischievous. We've packed this box with everything you need for the perfect pour, including premium Penna Martini Mix, savory stuffed pimento pepper olives, and a stunning gold-topped Dublin Martini Shaker to get that icy chill just right. Serve up your masterpiece in gorgeous gold and red Art Deco martini glasses, complete with scarlet wood party picks and hilarious \"I Regret Nothing\" cocktail napkins that perfectly capture the holiday spirit. We even threw in a cheeky Dirty Santa ornament for the tree!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether it's the star of your next white elephant exchange or a well-deserved treat for the martini lover in your life, this box proves that sometimes it feels really good to be a little bad. Cheers!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cockytails","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47954221826284,"sku":"RP26302","price":149.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/1664\/5868\/files\/dirty-santa-featured-ornament.jpg?v=1788791581","url":"https:\/\/cockytails.com\/products\/dirty-santa","provider":"Cockytails","version":"1.0","type":"link"}